Words from the Main Man

 

So here we are again a week after his return and he is yet to be seen maybe he has crawled into the snail to hide after his italy experience.

Was it because he paddled like a gimp?

Was it because he caught the gay from Mangina McCrea?

Was it because he drank little lady beers and was hungover?

Orwas it because he was bagged out of the river after an embarrassing swim by his hero Miss Mairead Barnwell!?

lets ask him……

A: Good Morning Mr Walsh hows things been this week? we havent seen much of you?

B: Ahhh Welll ive had some work to do……

A: Really? work like real work or work like Macca style work?

B: Ahhh yeaaa pick on the auld man busy work lots to do

A: So the wife has finally caught on and making you do something

B: (Sheepishly) Yep……

A: So how was Italy we hear you hurt yourself what happened?

B: Well I was coming off this Hugeanourmousma drop like 200 feet plus, as I came to the lip I put in ma big eld booofer stroke I wound up my slender frame reaching for the lip as I pulled the stroke the force of my stroke ripped a boulder out of the lip stalling me as I went into freefall,

As I fell I thought to myself that shouldn't of happened whilst calculating the approximate speed of descent and how I could soften the landing I leant forward tucking for impact but the size of my brain forced me forwards as the tail came over my head I went over the handlebars,

This is something ive done many times on the mountain bike at Bernies hollow oooo yeeaaa, I pushed my hips forward as the water surged around I straightened up ready for impact just as I went to land the boulder I had earlier dislodged struck my boat pushing me off course at the last minute and landing badly into the pool below.

As I rolled up I knew I had hurt myself with a bone sticking out of my chest and blood pouring from my hand and face, but I pushed on knowing I was injured.

A: Wow Walshy you are some man for one man! like a true life hero!

B: Ahhh Yeaaa dats me

A: So did you get it on camera

B: NO!

A: Really?

B:  No but thats what happened!

A: Really Really?

B:Yep

A: So what about this photo??

 

B: O yea that could of been it? maybe I didnt have my glasses on? it did feel bigger

A: Thats what she said!

B: OOOOOoooooo Yeeeeaaaaaaa Baby!

A: So what really happened……?

B: I was fixated on trying to boof/flair off the hard left shelf and got it wrong not once but twice :( with the exact same result, done a bit of damage to my right arm kinda screwed up the rest of the week

A: Now that sounds believable

B ………..

A: But it was a good trip?

B: Awwwwhh Dude it was great.

A: and did I hear you were rescued by the real hero Miss Mairead?

B: yea she was a star

A: You must of taught her all that extreme rope technique tho!

B: Erm, Yea Of course!

A: I suppose theirs lots of chance to practice with you about.

B: What's that meant to mean?

A: Well your always testing the water quality? or the dryness of your suits or seals? etc

B: Ahhhh yea

A: So any plans for retirement?

B: If only your not getting rid of me that easy!!!

A: Thank you Mr Walsh for the chat can we expect to see you again soon

B: ahh well now im a Big Dawg im waiting for the next Big Dawg Huge trip wit da bigguns

A: So see you at Sluice in 1 meg then so!

B Enjoy!